Just off the key of reason

I dropped out of university to be a full time dreamer. I'm sad more often than not and Alice is my girlfriend. I'm in love with music, Mary Jane, and you for reading my blog. Mwah! <3

PRIDE

PLEASE

Dudes!
I’m stuck at work for another 2 hours with absolutely NOTHING to do! It’s been awhile since I’ve done this, but
Ask me questions? talk to me?
Ask me ANYTHING! anons welcome! I NEED SOMETHING TO DO!!!

ruinedchildhood:

When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.

(via kittiesnspacesuits)

Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

(via dainty-garbage)